I’ve heard it. You’ve heard it. Maybe you’ve said it.
You know someone. I know someone. Maybe you know 10 someones.
And yet saying it is seriously not cool.
Here are 8 reasons why you should never say this to an adoptive mom.
1 — No one likes a “know it all.”
When a friend adopts a child, then announces a pregnancy later (no matter how much later), please keep this phrase far from your lips.
When you say, “I just knew you’d get pregnant as soon as you adopted . . . ,” you are in essence saying, “Everyone knew exactly what was going to happen to your uterus the moment you added a child to your life. Aren’t you so glad you know now what the rest of us have known forever?”
Instead say, “I’m so glad *adopted child* will be a big brother/sister.”
2 — You assume that they are adopting because they can’t get pregnant.
After starting foster care classes, I had excitedly told a coworker we were starting the process to get licensed with the hope of adopting. Her response?
“Now that you’re adopting, you’ll get pregnant.”
I was TOTALLY taken aback. Our daughter Maddy was 2. We conceived her from just skipping a few birth control pills on accident. We had no losses . . . no reason to believe that if we didn’t just skip a few pills, we wouldn’t be pregnant with another healthy child. In fact, I was convinced I was Mrs. Fertile Myrtle herself.
We weren’t adopting because we couldn’t get pregnant. We just wanted to adopt!
Instead say, “I’m so happy for you.”
3 — You take the focus off the child being adopted.
Imagine going to the hospital to meet a friend’s brand-new baby. Instead of ooh’ing and ahh’ing over their precious little bundle, you say, “Now that you’ve had a baby, you are SOOOO going to get pregnant again right away. It always happens.”
Of course, your friend likely doesn’t want to hear commentary on her fertility at that point. She just wants you to celebrate the beautiful addition to her family she has RIGHT NOW.
Instead say, “I’m celebrating with you!”
4 — Adoption cures childlessness. It does not cure infertility.
“We’ve tried every test and treatment science has to offer. But — have you ever thought about just adopting? I once had a patient get pregnant right after adopting. Yeah . . . So, go adopt, and see me again when you’ve gotten that positive pregnancy test. Consider that a prescription!” said NO reproductive endocrinologist EVER.
If fertility doctors aren’t saying it — please — please — please — don’t you say it.
Adoption cures childlessness. It is not a cure for infertility.
Instead say, “You’ve had a long journey to get here. We’re here for you all the way.”
5 — Adoption is not a consolation prize. And pregnancy is not first place.
Whether you mean it to or not, this hated phrase sounds a lot like . . . “Now that you’ve gone through adoption, you can get what you REALLY wanted all along.”
Adding to your family through adoption is not a lesser way to have a child. Neither is pregnancy the Holy Grail of family planning.
Instead say, “I love that your family chose to adopt.”
6 — Speaking of family planning, it’s not entirely your business.
For some reason, many of us think that the way others plan their family is totally our business. (It’s not.)
If someone chooses to pursue pregnancy at the same time as pursuing adoption, by all means let them. (Without your commentary.)
Maybe they are adopting an older child and want to have their children spaced just-so. Maybe they weren’t sure which would work out first — adoption or pregnancy. Maybe they have a condition that makes their biological clock tick much faster and waiting for an adoption to go through is not an option.
Instead say, “I’m here to support you as you grow your family however and whenever you choose.”
7 — It makes it sound like infertility (if they have it) is just all in their head.
The idea behind the “just adopt so you can get pregnant” philosophy is that someone has an aching need, a need so great and so big, it’s self-destructive. They don’t have something because they want it too much, or are just trying too hard.
And finally, once that need (aka a baby) is filled through adoption, their body magically opens itself up to more babies. Ta-da!!!
So the reason they weren’t getting pregnant wasn’t that they had polycystic ovaries. Or their husband had crappy sperm. Or their uterus was an abnormal shape. Or any other reason people suffer from a physical disability.
No. None of that. It was just all in their head. Right?
Instead say, “I wish I could have spared you from all the pain you’ve endured on your way to growing your family. But I’m so grateful your family is growing now!”
8 — This phrase never gives someone warm fuzzies.
Along our adoption journey, I’ve had this said to me every time I’ve gotten pregnant. I’ve been pregnant 5 times since we started this process — and 4 of those babies didn’t make it.
Adopting did not save any one of these much-wanted babies.
We did get pregnant again, and carried to term. Trust me — that was an act of God — and had nothing to do with adoption.
If you know someone who is adopting — or is having a subsequent biological child — please do give them lots warm fuzzies. And not cold pricklies.
(And if you were still confused, the “you’ll get pregnant now that you’ve adopted” is definitely a cold prickly to me.)
Instead say, “I love your family. And am so glad to be a part of your life.” And trust me, they will know that you do.